Just in case BRB doesn't work out...

iolani · 08-31-2008, 12:30 PM

...there's always Brandon-lite.

Let's see how our little Superman in training is progressing:

^^^ Very impressive. He's well on his way with the hair, the look, and the stance.

^^^ Squee! His profile has potential, that's for sure!

^^^ Oh my, this one's a real scroller girls. Looks like he'll have no problem with the thighs of steel or the bulgy bulge...

^^^ And if I could stop staring at his lips it would be obvious how great he looks in Superman blue...

^^^ Oh, this is good! He's got experience lurking in the bushes!

^^^ Superbootilicious? Could be. Could be...

Potential for angelic countenance - check.

And finally, perhaps the ultimate fangirly test for any potential Superman, how does he look wet?

Not bad, Joe, not bad.

Diana Prince · 08-31-2008, 12:35 PM

iolani!

Lady Gwenevere Smith · 08-31-2008, 05:16 PM

BWHAHAHAHAAAA!

Dear God I'm crying. It's so wrong, but so funny.

*sniff*

Oh man.

*snicker*

iolani · 08-31-2008, 05:47 PM

Yes, girls, I concur, that was terribly, terribly wrong on so many levels. But the need for comic relief is high and I could not resist.

absoluteimp · 08-31-2008, 06:21 PM

Well the fact that he's only 5'9 puts a damper on his Supermanly prospects....

Lady Gwenevere Smith · 08-31-2008, 06:26 PM

Hey, maybe we can get the Jonas Bros. fangirls to help out with BRB...imagine every 13 year old girl in the country bombarding WB with fanmail...

hmmmm

absoluteimp · 08-31-2008, 06:29 PM

what about my "little" Friend here:

He's started modeling now - how HAWT is he????? *drool*

iolani · 08-31-2008, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Gwenevere Smith

Hey, maybe we can get the Jonas Bros. fangirls to help out with BRB...imagine every 13 year old girl in the country bombarding WB with fanmail...

hmmmm

Holy crap - that idea has real potential! With as long as it's been, perhaps Joe can play Jason. Yeah, that's it - The BOY of Tomorrow.

Anyone out there does of course know that we are KIDDING about all this, RIGHHHHTTT???

Quote:

Originally Posted by absoluteimp

what about my "little" Friend here:

He's started modeling now - how HAWT is he????? *drool*

Well, say hello to my leetle friend! And his enormous pecks!

No worries about Joe being 5'9", Imp, we can just STRETCH him! Just grab and pull - which end do you want.

Or wait! We could try even BIGGER platforms on those boots!

absoluteimp · 08-31-2008, 07:12 PM

I dunno - I don;t want grab any of his "parts"

to stretch! He's a wee young!

BTW, my friend up there IS about 6'3.

Alas...there can only be one.

iolani · 08-31-2008, 07:16 PM

I would be remiss in not posting these:

^^^ Moles of justice!

^^^ Yes, he rocks the Clark-look! Seriously though, he does remind me of Brandon here...

^^^ Biceps and shoulders are coming along nicely. Has Joe been attending "Camp Superman"??? Yes, that was a reference to "Camp Rock", which I HAVE seen. God help me.

And finally:

Ahhhh, nice hands...

iolani · 08-31-2008, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by absoluteimp

I dunno - I don;t want grab any of his "parts"

to stretch! He's a wee young!

/Lex/ Are you sure??? /Lex/

I'm so going to jail.

That's it - no more slumming for me. For now.

I'm headed back up to BRB!

janerationx · 08-31-2008, 09:43 PM

I feel like a child molester looking at that guy. He's wayyy too young and I'm really not that old.

absoluteimp · 08-31-2008, 09:45 PM

So look at my little friend instead

....now THAT'S A MAN! YUM!

iolani · 09-01-2008, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by janerationx

I feel like a child molester looking at that guy. He's wayyy too young and I'm really not that old.

Yup, he looks mighty young, and I AM that old.

Eventhough he's 19, he looks about 15 in the face.

Brandon Fan Forever · 09-01-2008, 11:46 AM

Joe Jonas..BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Look..in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane..it's..Superboy!! He'll become a man someday..maybe

08-31-2008, 12:30 PM	#1
iolani Regular User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,291	Just in case BRB doesn't work out... ...there's always Brandon-lite. Let's see how our little Superman in training is progressing: ^^^ Very impressive. He's well on his way with the hair, the look, and the stance. ^^^ Squee! His profile has potential, that's for sure! ^^^ Oh my, this one's a real scroller girls. Looks like he'll have no problem with the thighs of steel or the bulgy bulge... ^^^ And if I could stop staring at his lips it would be obvious how great he looks in Superman blue... ^^^ Oh, this is good! He's got experience lurking in the bushes! ^^^ Superbootilicious? Could be. Could be... Potential for angelic countenance - check. And finally, perhaps the ultimate fangirly test for any potential Superman, how does he look wet? Not bad, Joe, not bad. __________________ Heartfelt lyrics tumbled from honey lips Show your support for Brandon HERE

08-31-2008, 05:16 PM	#3
Lady Gwenevere Smith Live Long and Prosper Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Aboard the Enterprise Posts: 15,597	BWHAHAHAHAAAA! Dear God I'm crying. It's so wrong, but so funny. sniff Oh man. snicker __________________ Fascinating, Captain.

08-31-2008, 05:47 PM	#4
iolani Regular User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,291	Yes, girls, I concur, that was terribly, terribly wrong on so many levels. But the need for comic relief is high and I could not resist. __________________ Heartfelt lyrics tumbled from honey lips Show your support for Brandon HERE

08-31-2008, 06:21 PM	#5
absoluteimp 009's Mistress Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: West Hollywood, CA Posts: 21,867	Well the fact that he's only 5'9 puts a damper on his Supermanly prospects.... __________________ Brandon Routh IS Superman

08-31-2008, 06:26 PM	#6
Lady Gwenevere Smith Live Long and Prosper Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Aboard the Enterprise Posts: 15,597	Hey, maybe we can get the Jonas Bros. fangirls to help out with BRB...imagine every 13 year old girl in the country bombarding WB with fanmail... hmmmm __________________ Fascinating, Captain.

08-31-2008, 12:35 PM	#2
Diana Prince ___ Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 18,805 Blog Entries: 1	iolani!

08-31-2008, 06:29 PM	#7
absoluteimp 009's Mistress Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: West Hollywood, CA Posts: 21,867	what about my "little" Friend here: He's started modeling now - how HAWT is he????? drool __________________ Brandon Routh IS Superman

08-31-2008, 07:12 PM	#9
absoluteimp 009's Mistress Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: West Hollywood, CA Posts: 21,867	I dunno - I don;t want grab any of his "parts" to stretch! He's a wee young! BTW, my friend up there IS about 6'3. Alas...there can only be one. __________________ Brandon Routh IS Superman

08-31-2008, 07:16 PM	#10
iolani Regular User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,291	I would be remiss in not posting these: ^^^ Moles of justice! ^^^ Yes, he rocks the Clark-look! Seriously though, he does remind me of Brandon here... ^^^ Biceps and shoulders are coming along nicely. Has Joe been attending "Camp Superman"??? Yes, that was a reference to "Camp Rock", which I HAVE seen. God help me. And finally: Ahhhh, nice hands... __________________ Heartfelt lyrics tumbled from honey lips Show your support for Brandon HERE

08-31-2008, 09:43 PM	#12
janerationx Still a Supes Fan Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,021	I feel like a child molester looking at that guy. He's wayyy too young and I'm really not that old. __________________ Once Superman, always Superman. Bring Routh Back!

08-31-2008, 09:45 PM	#13
absoluteimp 009's Mistress Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: West Hollywood, CA Posts: 21,867	So look at my little friend instead ....now THAT'S A MAN! YUM! __________________ Brandon Routh IS Superman

09-01-2008, 11:46 AM	#15
Brandon Fan Forever made of awesome Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,627	Joe Jonas..BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Look..in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane..it's..Superboy!! He'll become a man someday..maybe __________________ Bring Routh Back!

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